You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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