Turkeys are obese

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Hi

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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