Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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