A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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