Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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feminine literature

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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