What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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