what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Adele walks into the stables

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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your face

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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