you give like i give lomain

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Anti Joke

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