Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Tacos

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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1+1= 69

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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