Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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A sober Irish individual.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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