What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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i hate black people

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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