Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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haha, you're an orphan

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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