Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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womens rights

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Feminism

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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