What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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girls basketball

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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what is big and white? the moon

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Racial equality.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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