three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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