When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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a ginger has a soul

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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hello

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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