A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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HEY!

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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