If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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