What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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