3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Hummer.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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69

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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