A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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penis

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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