You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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