Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Because she has down's syndrome

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

baby seal walks into a club

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...