someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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