why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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what do u call a apple a apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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