Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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