Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Because she has down's syndrome

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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