- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Seven

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A young baby died.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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