Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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when debbie meets downer

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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