How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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men's rights activists

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Keanu Reaves

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Anti Joke

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