Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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