Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Anti Joke

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