What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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