There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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no rasist joks

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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