Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Susie has Autism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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