Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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You have friends

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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