what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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drugs.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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oh hiya come in

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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neil patrick harris

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Men, get on the boat.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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