whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A black man has a job.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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THE GAME

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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