Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Neither have I

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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