What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Boom.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Rebecca Black.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Okay.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Asians

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Anti Joke

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