What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Strawberries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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ure mama's so fat

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