I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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