The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Tim and Eric

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what color is blue? green

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Anti Joke

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