A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Jordan is pregant

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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OOOOPPS /

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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