What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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men's rights activists

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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