What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Daym im romantic

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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