What's in there? Get outta there...

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Men's rights.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Anti Joke

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