What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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