- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

you just lost the game

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

boobs!

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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