Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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