- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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