want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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