What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A seal walks into a club.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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