Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Me Neither.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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your social life.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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A American seeking into mexico

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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