Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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