How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Women's sports.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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