Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

thumb_up thumb_down -2

8

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

thumb_up thumb_down +3

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops