A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Horse tits

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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