In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Im cute hehehee

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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