What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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