What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did? Yes

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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No

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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