A black student graduated High School

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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why dont they make black forks

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Anti Joke

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