Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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