When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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