Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Your mom.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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