- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

u suck

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

hi my name is? joe

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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