Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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black people

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Icecream

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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