- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Shit.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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