Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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