why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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