A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Anti Joke

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