Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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