Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's 9+10? 19

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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