The Bible

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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I can Nazi

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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agp

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The white guy did it!

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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