Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Sex. That is all.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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