Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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homosexuals are gay

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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