Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Gays

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Who invented apple? God

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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