- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

salad days!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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