how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Derp

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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