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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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