- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

sorry son your nanas been put down

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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