why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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I C U P White stuff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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