What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Anti Joke

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