No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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