How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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