Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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penis

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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potatoes

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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