u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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1d

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Loner.

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A man buys a prius

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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