What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Obama

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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