Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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who is awesome? no one...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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9:11 make a wish

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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