Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Politics.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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