A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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