so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Whats white? A fridge

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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