Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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