A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Smeg...

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Brad Fuller!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Take off your shoes.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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