what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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