What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Donkey lips

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Kenny G

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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