- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Go away.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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