no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Your life

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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