What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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hi

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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whats up and also down? your mum

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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does this look unsure to you?

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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