- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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