whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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math test 2=2

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Jews for Jesus

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Bob Saget

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