- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

roses are black violets are black im blind

What's big and purple? Barney

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

what are you mike bibby?

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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