A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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