A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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