A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Anti Joke

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