Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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