How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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