What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Butt Sex.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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