michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Illumati Confirmed

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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i like turtles

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Anti Joke

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